It Had to Be You!

Live! From the Keckley Studios in Highland, Utah, it's time for the much anticipated
"2009 Camp Kecko Blog Awards"
These awards rival an Oscar or an Emmy (fit much more nicely on a kitchen shelf) and are sure to be greatly sought after in the coming months by this year's participants.
Acceptance speeches will be timed and gonged appropriately. Kanye will not be invited to the after party.

Here to present our first award (and, actually, all awards that follow) is the singer/actor, the wanna-be-Broadway-super-star, Leslee "Just Call Me Lola" Keckley:

Good evening, ladies and gentleman. Accepting the award in our first category this evening: Best Female Actress in a Drama or Series of Dramas, Miss Fynnley Brooklyn...

The award for Saddest Face on the Face of Planet goes, once again ladies and gentleman, to a three-year-old diva...

Our next award of the evening, the prestigious Best Trick Award, is a three way tie this year...Gratefully accepting the awards for Just Dance Studios are Fynnley Broccoli (doing the step-hop-step-hop), Natasha Schmasha (doing the high-kick), and, representing Fenwick Island Pools, Daney Boy (doing the surf-on-Dad's-back)
Having won a joint award this evening, his first solo award goes to Mr. Dane Trajan for Best Supporting Actor in a Summer Mini-series, "Daney's Got A Gun"...

Featuring dramatic lines and never before seen pattern combinations, the award for Best Costumes in a TV Comedy goes to....
For her work in "Mommy's Compacts" and "Daddy's Company Party", the award for Best Make-up Design this evening goes to Miss Cotton-Candy herself...
Being no stranger to this category, the award for Best Sibling in a Crisis or Forced Babysitter Role goes to Natasha "Sissy" Keckley...
In a new category to the honors presented this evening, the award for Best Entrepreneur and Future Film Producer goes to the Big Mac and his 3rd grade classroom...
Reprising her role as the fairy princess, Sleeping Nudie, the award for Most Talented Dancer in a Short gown goes to...
Not to be outdone by the howling winds of Highland and a very talented pine cone, the award for Best Supporting Actress in a Street Comedy goes to...
Having scored this award multiple times during his career, the award for Most Likely to Turn into a Thug goes to...
Continuing on, ladies and gentleman, in the reprisal of her mullet-clad role in "1984--The Party Years", Fynnley Brooklyn takes home the Best Hairstyle of the Year award...
The award for Best Cinematography in an Empty Driveway goes to...oh, it's me!..for this clip from "Lady Godiva on her Birthday"...
The next award, meine dammen und herren, goes to the lady of the hour: The Most Flattering Photo Ever Taken...
Reprising his role as Ra, the Sun God, the award for Best Actor in a Dramatic Day at the Water Park goes to...
Not to be outdone by other nominated actresses in her category, the award for Best Striped Socks goes to Twinkle Toes herself...

This next category is no new entry into the domestic press archives, but one given after much paparazzi buzz: The award for Possibly the Cutest Moment Ever Recorded on Digicam goes to...

In search of new ways to be identified other than by his hair, the award for Best Disguise in a Featured Kitchen goes to our very own, DTK!...

This next actress has shown her disgust for fame over and over...she consistently tries to deliver an incredible performance whenever the cameras begin to roll... the award for the actress Most Apt at Ignoring a Camera goes to...

After spending an unprecedented $55 on the production of this film, the award for Best Seasonal Comedy goes to Mr. Dane Keckley, his trucker hat, and his little pee-wee t-ball team...

Folks, as we near the end of our evening celebration, the last two awards you won't want to miss. After surveying five films in this category, the award for Best Production in a Cramped Space goes to...it really tuckered out those actors!

And, finally, the award you have waited all evening for, the most prestigious and highly-acclaimed "Cecil B. Demodest" award goes to Dane T. Keckley for his unedited, raw performance in "Something Bare Buns This Way Comes"...

We'd like to thank you for you attendance at the awards ceremony this evening. Please blog safely...

No harming of animals or vegetables was incurred during the production of these awards. All rights reserved by Camp Kecko Insanity, Inc. No reproduction or modification of these photos is allowed without written permission of the cheesy mother...